Dear Joe,
You looked really great at the Grammy's, I really appreciated your hipster glasses. Nice work. However, there is something that has been bothering me for a few weeks, rendering me from updating this blog. I recently started following you on Twitter, and I have to say, your tweets are hella annoying. Let's take a closer look:
RT: "Great day yesterday. wrote with @johnlegend Saw Nick J's Show. He rocked it. then Ice Skated.. Pretty normal day... ;)"
You are a 20-yr-old man. Since you are a Jonas Brother, I understand how writing with John Legend and watching your little brother perform in an arena might be a normal day for you. However, why are you ice-skating. As a huge fan of sarcasm, I'd be all for it if you were making a joke, but due to the constantly stupid nature of your tweets, I'm pretty sure you aren't capable of this. Also if you continue to use winky face emoticons, I will probably punch you in the face.
RT: "Work out complete.. soar... late for writing session... Missedd the pancakes @jacklawless made...poo.."
**sore.
RT: "Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain"
I think I had this quote on my Xanga in 8th grade. Congratulations on being as deep as a 13-yr-old girl whose username was iwantapinkguit4r.
These are just some examples of the times when I want to punch you in the face. Please make your twitter updates as suave as your character on JONAS. This should not be too hard, as you play yourself. Don't beat yourself up over this though, at least you aren't as bad as Pete Wentz.
Sincerely,
Not Lindsay Lohan
